If you wrote a book about your life what would the title be?

"Cats I Have Loved"

because I think they are amazing little pseudokids

"We're Gonna Make It"

The note of thanks would be contained in the acknowledgments section titled "Thank you Grandmother". A short tribute to her character and its far reaching benefits through our family -- even long after her death.

The chapters included thus far would be:

"Face the Pan" - anyone can learn to cook no matter how many times you've nearly poisoned your boyfriend. Complete with cleaning tips and poison control numbers.

Reclaiming Fluffy: a taxodermy and sewing guide to enjoying the annoying pet for 50+ years.

"Pregnancy not panic"

"Weeping willows" - seasons of tears.

Trimming the trees - pruning needed for growth.

"Seedlings"

"What's that smell?" A quick identification guide to the various smells wafting through our home as well as in the workplace. Fish ain't the only things that smell fishy.

Well that's as far as I've gotten. hope all have a bit of a laugh.

"Where I've Been"
"How the Hell Did I Get Here"

Hubby came up with "Sorry I Peed In Your Cheerios"

"Ten Years of Poop, Thirty Years of Lub-dub"

my life as a G.I. then Cardiac nurse

published in 2027

Still Standing: Conquering Cancer

"Life after Zoloft"

My professional book would be titled:

"The Roller Blading Nurse"

My personnal book would be titled:

"Girls Rock and Boyz Drool" (My niece came up with that one )

A combination book would be titled:

"Adulthood is Over Rated: Missed Youth"

Cashew, I got a good laugh out of no# 4. Murphy in the Nursing Environment should be a thread of its own!

CODE BROWN: the fine art of washing whites in a break room sink.