New State Mottos

New State Mottos

Alabama: Yes, we have electicity.

Alaska: Not just ice and snow anymore.

Arizona: But it's a dry heat.

Arkansas: Litterasy Ain't everythin'

California: As seen on TV.

Colorado: If you don't ski, don't bother.

Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, only dirtier and less character.

Delaware: We really do like the chemicals in our water.

Florida: Ask us about our grandkids.

Georgia: We put the "fun" in fundamentalist extremism.

Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death to the mainland scum, but leave your money.

Idaho: Potatoes & NeoNazi's....what more could you ask for?

Illinois: Please don't pronounce the "s".

Indiana: 2 billion years of tidal wave free.

Iowa: we do amazing things with corn.

Kansas: Where science don't mean Sh*t.

Kentucky: Five million people;fifteen last names.

Louisiana: We're not all drunk cajun wackos, but that's our tourist campaign.

Maine: We're really cold, but we have cheap lobster.

Maryland: A thinking man's Delaware.

Massachusetts: our taxes are lower than Sweden's (for most tax brackets).

Michigan: First line og defense from the canadians.

Minnesota: 10,000 lakes and 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, mosquitoes.

Mississippi: Come feel better about your own state.

Missouri: Your federal flood relief tax dollars at work.

Montana: Land of the big sky, the unabomber, right wing crazies, and very little else.

Nebraska: Ask about our state motto contest.

Nevada: Whores and poker.

New Hampshire: Go away and leave us alone.

New Jersey: You want a ##$%##! motto? I got your ******* motto, right here, pal!

New Mexico: Lizards make excellent pets.

New York: "You have the right to remain silent, you have the right to an attorney."

North Carolina: Tobacco is a vegetable.

North Dakota: We really are one of the 50 states!

Ohio: At least we're not in Michigan.

Oklahoma: Like the play, only no singing.

Oregon: Spotted owl...It's what's for dinner.

Pennsylvania: Cook with coal.

Rhode Island: We're really not an island.

South Carolina: Remember the Civil War? We didn't actually surrender.

South Dakota: Closer than North Dakota.

Tennessee: The Educashun state.

Texas: Si Hablo Ingles (Yes, I speak english)

Utah: Our Jesus is better than your Jesus.

Vermont: Yep.

Virginia: Who says government stiffs & slackjaw yokels don't mix?

Washington: Help! we're overrun by nerds and slackers.

West Virginia: One big happy family-really!

Wisconsin: Come cut our cheese.

Wyoming: Where men are men and sheep are scared!