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Jun 30, 2009 08:25 PM

Taxing Flatulence

by Pierrette Premium Member

The American Clean Energy and Security Act imposes a tax on farts.

http://townhall.com/columnists/Hanna...flatulence_tax

"For those of you who don’t understand cap and trade let me explain it as it applies to bovine flatulence or (farts).

We set up a bureau of cow farts, with a cow fart tzar. We measure the amount of co2 each cow
expels and set that as the individual limit. If a cow farts more than the allowable limit she can buy fart credits from a cow who has farted less that the allowable limit. The allowable limit is known as cap. Buying credits is known as trade. If the entire cow population farts beyond the allowable limit collectively,
Al Gore will step in and sell them carbon offsets in this way cows can fart all they want to and Al Gore will get rich."

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/ne.../posts?page=20


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Old Jun 30, 2009, 08:28 PM

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I thought they "pulled" that . .. . too embarrassing.



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Old Jun 30, 2009, 08:51 PM

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Hope no one ever decides to tax the flatulence of teenage boys!

Oops, too late! Gave 'em the idea!
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Old Jun 30, 2009, 08:53 PM

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Maybe our employers can start charging patients for methane emissions.
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Old Jun 30, 2009, 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Moogie View Post
Hope no one ever decides to tax the flatulence of teenage boys!

Oops, too late! Gave 'em the idea!
Oh my gosh, I have 3 boys (well, 4 if you count my dh). And they love flatulence!!

Good grief - my oldest has the worst smelling toots . . . . and he is even doing it around his girlfriend.

I guess that is love.

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Old Jun 30, 2009, 09:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Moogie View Post
Hope no one ever decides to tax the flatulence of teenage boys!

Oops, too late! Gave 'em the idea!
EGADS!!! That would've cost me an arm and a leg over the past 8 years!!
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Old Jun 30, 2009, 09:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Spidey's mom View Post
Oh my gosh, I have 3 boys (well, 4 if you count my dh). And they love flatulence!!

I think it is part of male DNA. Although, hearing a timely, loud fart in church is amusing.
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Old Jun 30, 2009, 09:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Pierrette View Post
I think it is part of male DNA. Although, hearing a timely, loud fart in church is amusing.
Yeah......just when the pastor pauses for a moment, somebody supplies the dialogue!!
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Old Jun 30, 2009, 09:35 PM

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Okay, this is the full text of the American Clean Energy And Security Act of 2009.

Why is it that when I try searching for "bovine," "cow," "flatulence," "flatulent," "dairy," or "farmer," I get zero results? Yeah, something smells, but I am going to look in the direction of the writer of that piece. A real writer would have provided a link to the relevant part of the Act, but she doesn't provide any. But then, she is a journalism major who has the gall to say, "President Obama has the economic sense of a six-year-old child." I'm really not surprised that this would pass as "journalism" at townhall.com. She'll have a bright future at Faux News!

Cow belches & farts exempt from EPA regs
The EPA under President Barack Obama has said it has no plans to regulate the gas, even though the agency recently included methane among six greenhouse gases it believes are endangering human health and welfare.

The message circulating in Internet chat rooms, the halls of Congress and farm co-ops had America's farms facing financial ruin if the EPA required them to purchase air-pollution permits like power plants and factories do. The cost of those permits amounted to a cow tax, farm groups argued.

"It really has taken on a life of its own," said Rick Krause, a lobbyist with the American Farm Bureau Federation, which coined the term cow tax and spread it to farmers across the country. "This is something that people understand. All that we have to say is that (cows) are the next step with these proposed permit fees. And people are still talking about it."

Administration officials and House Democratic leaders have tried to assure farm groups that they have no intention of regulating cows. That effort, however, has done little to ease the concern of farmers and their advocates in Congress about the toll that regulating greenhouse gases will have on agriculture.
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EPA administrator Lisa Jackson has called rumors of the cow tax "ridiculous notions" and a "distraction."
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The origins of the cow tax can be traced to last July, when President George W. Bush's EPA released documents outlining how the Clean Air Act could regulate greenhouse gases.

Even though the Bush administration had no intention of using the law, farm groups seized on a single paragraph deep in the comments from various federal agencies. The Agriculture Department warned that if EPA decided to regulate agricultural sources of greenhouse gases, numerous farms would face costly and time-consuming process to acquire permits for barnyard burping.

The Farm Bureau quickly did the math and figured farms would have to pay about $175 for each dairy cow, $87.50 per head of beef cattle and $20 for each hog to purchase permits for emissions.

The cow tax was born.
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Old Jun 30, 2009, 09:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Pierrette View Post
I think it is part of male DNA. Although, hearing a timely, loud fart in church is amusing.

Oh my gosh . . my husband passed gas in church - stinky gas - and looked behind us in disgust at the sweet elderly couple behind us.

Men.
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